| *Hears noises at night*: | Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life |
| *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: | I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on |
| *Heart is beating fast*: | I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is |
| *A cop walks by*: | Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone |
| *Taking a test*: | Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school |
| *Gets a sunburn*: | Skin cancer |
This is the dude who bought this lion as a cub in the 60’s, and then when it got too big, he let it into the wild. 10 years later, it was like the alpha male in a nature reserve in africa and was really violent. The guy went to see it, and it walked up to him and gave him a hug.
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